This Was Supposed to Be a Picture of a Chair

So, Sarah got a new office chair yesterday. In the realm of things that should not surprise anyone at this point, the chair is pink. Not a normal, light shade of pink. Oh no. Not at all. This chair is hot pink.

Of course, being a Facebook addict, Sarah immediately posted about the purchase of the chair last night after she put it together. Shortly thereafter, people asked her to see a picture of the chair.

Now, a normal person would take a picture of the chair and post it. End of matter. Sarah, being far from normal, decided to take a picture of the chair that would illustrate its color and serve to humiliate me at the same time.

And so, without further ado, here's the picture she took of her "chair":

What does dressing me up in a pink hairpiece meant for little girls have to do with an office chair? Absolutely nothing. Which means that in Sarah's world, it's the focus of a picture of a chair.

As you can see, by "chair," Sarah appears to have meant "dog with hair." Wrong. So very wrong.