"Two red panda cubs abandoned at birth by their mother have found an unlikely wet nurse: a mongrel dog."Holy shit, that's just fucked up. A dog nursing pandas? Puppy abandonment? This is just so mind bogglingly wrong. I mean, those baby pandas aren't even cute! Have you seen a puppy? All puppies are cute.
Then again, that dog is really small. Maybe it's really a cat. Cats are big enough assholes to think this sort of thing is OK.
Chop, that's not a dog, it's an upholstered rat. You are wise to suspicious.
ReplyDeleteYes! Rat! That explains everything. I knew it could not be a dog.
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