Thursday, January 6, 2011

Spa Day

So, yesterday, Sarah went out and got a haircut. Needless to say, it has not improved her appearance in the slightest, nor will it help her attract a guy so that she can torture someone other than me for a change. Unfortunately, this trip to the salon inspired Sarah to dress me in spa attire.

It's Sarah's robe and therefore doesn't fit. At all. However, it does make me look less fat than the too-tight shirts, so there's that.

Of course, dressing me up in spa attire did not result in any spa treatments for me, like a nice massage. Nope, I just got the same old crap from Sarah as everyday.

I like to believe that by wearing this mask over my eyes, I can hide from future humiliation.

I guess I should be thankful that her haircut didn't inspire her to get me a haircut, because I know that would turn out poorly. Still, I wish she would do something for once that didn't end in humiliation for me.


  1. Choppy you're such a good sport. My god, the sh*t she puts you through, and you handle it with grace. Now, it's no secret what you're thinking behind that eye mask, though!!

    Poor Choppy. Does she give you treats when she dresses you up, kind of like a thank you? That would be appropriate.

  2. Actually, Choppy, I think the spa look works for you.

  3. Cute dog, cute idea for blog, Sarah.

  4. choppy u should be happy that sarah is paying attention to you some dogs stay in backyard with leash on their necks and no food so stop complaining and as far her getting a guy she deserves to be happy too i think u just jealous that she gets one. then u will be really worry she wont be paying attention too much she will be busy ! lol