Something I Wish Sarah Had Not Seen

So, the other night, Sarah recorded a television show called "Extreme Poodles."

I am not a poodle. However, I am extreme. Extremely cute and awesome.

Now, I was more interested in this show than I usually am when it comes to Sarah's television choices (the woman thinks Maury is a great show. Sarah...you are NOT the best person to ask about what one should and should not watch on television). I mean, it involves dogs, so I thought it could not be all bad. And with extreme in the title, I kind of figured it would show dogs doing cool things like climbing mountains and surfing and the like.

Oh my Lordy Lord, I was extremely wrong about this show having the potential to be cool.

You see, Extreme Poodles is about people who paint and groom their dogs to look like things other than dogs. You think I am kidding? I sincerely wish I was kidding about this.

No, your eyes are not tricking you. That's a dog groomed to be a dragon. Yes, a dragon. That poor, poor dog. There are more examples of this horror here.

Needless to say (but I will anyway), I was aghast at this. Who would do this to a poor, sweet puppy? I'll tell you who: Sarah.

Fortunately, I am not a poodle, nor am I light colored. Therefore, Sarah cannot do this to me (I hope). Otherwise, you know she would totally try it. She probably thinks I would look good as a pink dog. Newsflash, Sarah: If dogs were meant to be pink (or dragons, for that matter), we would be born that way.

A video about the show. In case you are wondering just how horrible it truly was.

Anyway, I do not encourage you to watch this show. Sarah, on the other hand, thinks it's the best thing on television. Even better than her precious Maury.