Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Does This Sweater Make My Butt Look Big?

OK, I will give Sarah this. In terms of sheer humiliation, this sweater is much better than the ridiculous reindeer outfit she had me in yesterday. However, that being said, it's still not good.

It's not pink. So there's that as well. However, I think it's a little too manly. People already think I'm a boy. I don't need to encourage that.And I'm not sure if it's the angle or what, but my butt looks rather large in this picture.

Unfortunately for me, unlike the reindeer outfit, which I only had to wear for a few minutes, Sarah keeps putting the sweater on me and making me wear it around the house. I'm unsure of the purpose of this, as it is like a sauna in here already in here (someone seems to think that if she keeps the house nice and hot, it will somehow translate to the sudden appearance of palm trees in Indiana. It seems to me that Sarah may be delusional, in addition to all of her other problems). I cannot wait to get out of here for Christmas and on the road to Wisconsin. Hopefully I can sneak out of my grandparents' house and ditch all this clothing.


  1. Choppy, you are going to need that sweater in Wisconsin.....it is a lot colder here than in temperate Indiana.

  2. I have a fur coat to keep me warm, I don't think I need a sweater.

  3. ~ *•♪ღ♪•*•.¸ Hi Choppy, well i have to agree w/ you, it's a lot better then the reindeer outfit & would've looked better in red. Thankfully, my mommy won't start doing the same thing... so far she got me a couple of nice bandana (the latest in red) to wear but hoping it's not the start of something **paws crossed ** ¸.•*•♪ღ♪•* ~

    ps: Woof! Woof! Happy Holiday Season to everybody & have lots of fun @ grampy & grandma. I'm going to see mine as well...

  4. Choppy the sweater is quite nice. Nowadays colour is unisexed so don't worry about it looking manly. You want a neon pink one? Be careful what u ask for . laughs !...from Margaret kidd in jamaica

  5. Hey, Choppy,
    Your butt doesn't look big in the sweater.