Today's blog post is in the form of three versions of the chorus of "Jingle Bells." If you want to listen to a version of the song while you read this post, I suggest this one. If you like torturing yourself, I suggest this one.
Jingle bells, Sarah smells, not in a good way
Not so fun, when I can't hide, 'cause of this array
Jingle bells, I can tell, Sarah hates me - hey
Nice humans, please take my side, take this hat away
Jingle bells, jingle bells, poor Iz and Chop-pay
Not so fun, it hurts our pride, when Sarah has her way