I was wrong. This morning, it rained.
The fact that the coat is not pink is only a small consolation to me.
Having purchased the coat only yesterday, it goes without saying that Sarah heard the pitter patter of rain on the roof this morning and leaped out of bed, giddy as a kid on the first day of summer, in anticipation of my impending torture.
Next time, I vote that we skip the walk in the rain entirely. I have a backyard; I can take care of business there.
I guess there is a little comfort to be had in the fact that no one else was out walking their dogs in the rain this morning, so (as far as I know) none of the other dogs in the neighborhood saw me in this get up. Unfortunately, I may not be as lucky next time. Because you know there will be a next time with this.