Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Bikini Weather Has (Unfortunately) Arrived!

According to the internet (100% reliable, or so I have heard. And I would know - after all, I'm a dog with a blog), the modern bikini was invented in 1946. Somehow, I don't think this was how the bikini was intended to be worn.

No, this was not a bikini made for a dog. Unfortunately, I am all too familiar with the fact that there are, in fact, bikinis made for dogs.

There is NOTHING redeemable about this outfit. While I am all about the U.S.A., this sort of thing is wrong, and should not be allowed to happen. It is not patriotic, just humiliating. I don't care if it's Memorial Day this weekend, there are much better ways to observe the holiday than putting me in a bikini reminiscent of the U.S. flag. Might I suggest a good alternative way to celebrate this holiday would be to feed me something? As if that will happen with Sarah.

Even if you transported me to the beach (instead of the bedroom floor, which is where Sarah took this picture and which, I assure you, is not beach-like in the slightest), this would still be horrible. There is no redeeming this outfit. Or any outfit meant for a dog, for that matter.


  1. Poor Choppy...so sorry you had to wear a bikini!!! LOL

  2. How come u wear bikini......I would like to see ur owner wearing it instead.

  3. I agree with you Choppy - wearing a bikini can be a bit embarrassing.

  4. That's a good question as to why I am the one stuck in the bikini. Then again, I am sure I look better in it than Sarah, no matter how inappropriate it is to have a dog wear a bikini.

  5. Oh Choppy... me feel deep pain for you, but more hideous is the laughingness the boy and mummy is doin now - they keep doing giggles and talking costumes!!! If the boy make me wear a dress, me gonna bite your Sarah mummy on her butt!!!!!! human beens are horrid!!!!!! xx