Now, with Halloween coming up this weekend, I expect Sarah will come up with at least one (probably more) costumes for me. At this point, I have sort of resigned myself to the fact that I cannot get out of this humiliation, and should just get through it as quickly as possible.
What I didn't expect was that she would find a non-costume way to humiliate me this week.
Now, I was a little suspicious this morning when Sarah started taking pictures of me from behind.
However, I didn't at all expect what was coming next.
The flower thing on my butt? It's called "Rear Gear." The website calls them "butt covers." I call them unnecessary. Entirely unnecessary. And yet another in a long line of reasons Sarah should not be allowed on the internet.