Thursday, October 28, 2010

This Butt's For You

Now, with Halloween coming up this weekend, I expect Sarah will come up with at least one (probably more) costumes for me. At this point, I have sort of resigned myself to the fact that I cannot get out of this humiliation, and should just get through it as quickly as possible.

What I didn't expect was that she would find a non-costume way to humiliate me this week.

Now, I was a little suspicious this morning when Sarah started taking pictures of me from behind.

Not my best angle.

However, I didn't at all expect what was coming next.

Yes, it's a flower. Yes, it is to hide my butt hole.

The flower thing on my butt? It's called "Rear Gear." The website calls them "butt covers." I call them unnecessary. Entirely unnecessary. And yet another in a long line of reasons Sarah should not be allowed on the internet.

A close-up, courtesy Sarah's camera. I'm sorry you had to see this. But not as sorry as I am that I had to endure it.


  1. Poor Chops....hey guy it could be worse. Just grin and bear it.The good thing is Sarah is always thinking about you.Maybe she could have got you a more "macho' one..u think?

  2. Hey Choppy
    Stay clear of the Pumpkins they are gut wrenchingly sick making!
    I have a "sister" looks like you.
    Happy Halloween

  3. Oh u do make me laugh young Choppy!!!

  4. It's not scented - though if Sarah reads that, she'll probably think it's a good idea and spray it with perfume or something.

  5. So Choppy, speaking of things on the internet, are you going to start tweeting?

    Could be awesome!

    -Hez :O)

  6. ROFLMAO! Poor puppy dog! I never knew that anyone had actually purchased those things...LOL