Thursday, October 28, 2010

This Butt's For You

Now, with Halloween coming up this weekend, I expect Sarah will come up with at least one (probably more) costumes for me. At this point, I have sort of resigned myself to the fact that I cannot get out of this humiliation, and should just get through it as quickly as possible.

What I didn't expect was that she would find a non-costume way to humiliate me this week.

Now, I was a little suspicious this morning when Sarah started taking pictures of me from behind.

Not my best angle.

However, I didn't at all expect what was coming next.

Yes, it's a flower. Yes, it is to hide my butt hole.

The flower thing on my butt? It's called "Rear Gear." The website calls them "butt covers." I call them unnecessary. Entirely unnecessary. And yet another in a long line of reasons Sarah should not be allowed on the internet.

A close-up, courtesy Sarah's camera. I'm sorry you had to see this. But not as sorry as I am that I had to endure it.

8 comments:

  1. Poor Chops....hey guy it could be worse. Just grin and bear it.The good thing is Sarah is always thinking about you.Maybe she could have got you a more "macho' one..u think?

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  2. Hey Choppy
    Stay clear of the Pumpkins they are gut wrenchingly sick making!
    I have a "sister" looks like you.
    Happy Halloween

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  3. Oh u do make me laugh young Choppy!!!

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  4. It's not scented - though if Sarah reads that, she'll probably think it's a good idea and spray it with perfume or something.

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  5. So Choppy, speaking of things on the internet, are you going to start tweeting?

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/d5db/?cpg=143HG&link

    Could be awesome!

    -Hez :O)

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  6. ROFLMAO! Poor puppy dog! I never knew that anyone had actually purchased those things...LOL

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