Oh, Jesus, look at what things have come to here:
That's right, Easter has now devolved into people dressing up dogs in bunny ears. Somehow, I don't think this is what You had in mind back when You did that whole rising from the dead thing.
So fucking humiliating (yeah, that's right, I even swear when it comes to Easter. I'll give you one guess as to what I won't be giving up for Lent any fucking time soon).
Happy Easter. And be thankful you aren't me.