Thursday, April 9, 2009

Dogs and Umbrellas Are a Poor Combination

I saw Sarah (the asshole) eying this the other day:

Oh no. Oh HELLS no.

You know, here I thought the fucking rain coat was bad. Leave it to Sarah to find something even worse than a dog rain coat to humiliate me with. Seriously? A dog umbrella? With a matching one for you?

Do you know what Sarah's reaction to this was? "I wish it came in pink, because then it would match my rain coat!"

Someone, please put me out of my misery.

On the plus side, it could be worse:

Sarah could carry me around in a sack around her neck. This may be the first time I'm happy that I'm a wee bit big boned.

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