Do you see what she is making me wear now? It's a fucking rain coat.
I have news for you, asshole. I don't need a rain coat. And do you know why? It's not because I'm a dog, it's because there is no fucking way I am going outside while it's raining. I don't see your pansy ass going outside while it's raining. I am perfectly happy to piss and shit in the house until it stops raining, thank you very much.