OK, veterinarians of the world, what is up with your obsession with my ass?
Seriously, every time I go to visit you, you're sticking something else up there. First, it was the whole spaying thing. I realize that this is not exactly my ass, but it may as well be. Then, it was the thermometer. Wholly unnecessary. This time, it was the collection of fecal matter (right, fecal matter. Let's cut the crap and call it what it is. The shit scooper). I can't even imagine what it will be next time, nor do I want to imagine.
Vets are assholes.
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