You know what I have to say about this? If it's made out of colorful plastic rubbery crap, it's not a shoe, it's a dog toy.
Normally, Sarah wears stiletto heels wherever she goes. And I mean everywhere. She has climbed a rock wall in them and pitched a tent on a camping trip in them. Yes, a fucking tent. In heels. I can't believe this is who I have to put up with on a daily basis.
That said, I have no trouble with high heels. Those are real shoes, unlike those flip-flops. But here's the problem - Sarah never takes me out for walks in heels. Nope, I only get to go on walks with her while she wears these disgusting dog toys on her feet. Something about me not walking well enough on a leash yet to take me on a walk and risk having her fall on her ass while she is in her heels (Haha! That would be hilarious! It might be worth walking better on the leash solely to act up the moment Sarah decides to walk me in her heels). So, I have to walk next to her while she looks like a dumbass in her dog toy flip-flops.
God, I have to get my teeth on those again. They need to be destroyed.
Try socks, too, if you haven't yet. Humans hate it when you steal their socks, especially if you're realyl sneaky and do it with a pair they just took out to wear and by the time they've discovered you stole them, you've already got the thing in two pieces. It's brilliant.
ReplyDeleteSadly, that asshole doesn't wear socks. I do, however, have a plan to get at her underwear. That would piss her off royally - I can't wait!
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