I'm an adorable dog who is stuck living with a 32-year old single woman who has made it her life's goal to humiliate me. Unfortunately, she's quite good at it.
Dog Bowling, Chop - that's the answer. See the holes in the coconuts? They would fit your paws perfectly.
Holy shit, that's fabulous idea! I bet I could even catch one of those little bastards if it had a coconut on its head.