Please stop putting dog clothing on sale. I'm owned by an asshole named Sarah who is all over the PetSmart dog clothing clearance rack like pit bull on Mike Vick (yeah, it's a bad one. I'm not a fucking comedian here).
I look like the sort of tool who would show up on hipster puppies. Sarah even took this picture at an angle, which makes it even worse. Next thing you know, she's going to start refusing to capitalize my name and making me drink PBR (even though you know she's saving the good beer for herself).
At least could you keep the pink stuff away from the clearance rack? Pink is the new asshole. Any hipster knows that.
Licks and butt sniffs,
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