I have many, many recurring dreams about potential role reversals involving Sarah (the asshole). Like, instead of her driving, I drive the car. And she gets put in the kennel instead of me. And I get to sleep in bed instead of her. You get the point.
It turns out, some dogs are lucky bastards and actually get to live out this fantasy, by mushing humans:
Here's the article. And, as if this wasn't fucking cool enough already, it was sponsored by Snausages. Those things are fabulous. Almost as good as Beggin' Strips.
I can't get past how bad "Hero" turned out.
2 days ago